Munna Circuit Jokes
Chinkie: Tum hamaisha clinic mien apnay saath meri photo bhi kyun le jaatay ho.Munna: Apun ko jab bhi koi mushkil aati hai, apun tumhari pic dekh leta hoon aur woh prob. solve ho jaati hai.Chinkie: Dekha! Mien tumharay liye kitni achi aur powerful hoon.Munna: Haan! Apun teri pic dekhta hai aur apnay aap say bolta hai “Is say bari bhi koi problem ho sakti hai bhala.”
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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.
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CIRCUIT Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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PROFESSOR Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu
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MUNNA BHAI Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi
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MUNNA BHAI Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU B.A. MUNNA BHAI Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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CIRCUIT Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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PRINCIPAL Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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URDU SHAIR
Jis din se juda vo humse hue is dil ne dharkna chor diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
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